Qin State, harem, bipolar hall.
Yao Xing put down the scroll of memorials in his hand, stretched out, lay back on the back of the big tiger-skin chair, closed his eyes, and an expression of enjoyment flashed across his face: "Jia Fu, it's better to
You can find a way for me to find such a special bed for me, with a wooden back as a cushion and tiger skin on the back. It is much better than sitting on the floor with sore and numb legs before."
Jia Fu held a whisk in his hand and said with a smile: "Thanks to your majesty, I am so stupid that I can't think of this. It's just that when I was dreaming, I met an immortal and taught me how to design this modified bed.
He said that the Qiang and Di people have been good at bowing and horseback since they were young, and their legs do not touch the ground. It is a big inconvenience for them to sit cross-legged or even kneel on the ground like the Han people.
It’s suitable. This kind of high-legged seat allows you to hang your legs in the air and experience the feeling of riding a horse. It is most suitable for us Qiang people. However, even if we enter the Central Plains, our ancestors’ housekeeping skills cannot be lost.”
Yao Xing smiled and nodded: "You still have the ability, kid." At this point, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "Kumaroshi, what happened yesterday?"
Jia Fu smiled slightly: "Last night, the imperial master had summoned three women to attend his bed. When the three women got up today, they told the old slave..."
Having said this, he smiled evilly, but stopped his mouth and glanced at the few chamberlains and maids beside him.
Yao Xing laughed and waved his hand to signal these people to leave. Only Yao Xing and Jia Fu were left in the hall. The fat on Jia Fu's face trembled: "The three girls said that the old monk was so fierce.
Young men over the age of twenty have endless energy after a night, which makes them almost unable to get out of bed."
Yao Xing opened his eyes wide: "No way, a sixty-year-old monk who has almost never touched a woman in his life can actually be so capable?"
Jia Fu smiled "hehe": "I heard that in the Western Region of Zhu that day, there are some auxiliary things that are convenient for men and women to do things between men and women, just like the five-stone powder from Jin State, which seems to be some mysterious oil that is applied to the utensils.
It can last for a long time, it can be long or short, and it can make a woman feel like she is in the clouds, and she wants to die. What is that called? Oh, it's called Indian sacred oil!"
Yao Xing murmured: "India, India, what is this?"
Jia Fu said with a smile: "Tianzhu is also called Shendu. The Chinese pronunciation is India. Anyway, it is just a transliteration. The mother of the great national master once took the national master to travel around Tianzhu when he was a monk. She must have experienced all kinds of strange magic and magic.
I've bought a lot of this Indian sacred oil. I'm afraid it was taken from the same scriptures as those in the Taoist secret books. Just like there are many Huangdi Neijing in Taoist secret books and the secretary in the room, I'm afraid these double cultivation methods are indispensable in these Buddhist scriptures.
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Yao Xing laughed: "His grandma is a bitch. I thought this old monk was really a holy monk and living Buddha who did not eat fireworks from the world. It seems that he is also a slutty monk who pretends to be fake during the day and practices oil at night. Well, you
Look back and pay attention. Some good things like Indian sacred oil and Tianzhu dual cultivation secret method were given to me by the old monk, and he said, I will give you grapes in exchange."
Jia Fu smiled slightly: "Well, let me go back and ask for it privately. After all, in front of His Majesty, the old monk has to pretend, and he has some face to lose. But in front of a lowly person like this old slave, he is more relaxed and asks for it.
Your Majesty, please give him some face. Some things can be resolved through this old slave."
Yao Xing sneered and said: "Humph, now that his scripture pavilion has been sealed so that his disciples and grandchildren can also enjoy the love of men and women, I can't stand it now that my works can't be passed down to future generations. The dead pigs earlier were not afraid of boiling water."
Where has the energy gone? I know that these magicians are all sanctimonious and have nothing more than appearances."
Jia Fu bent down and whispered in Yao Xing's ear: "Since this monk's reputation has been ruined, do we still want to keep him? Why not send him and those young monks away and rush back to Liangzhou or the Western Regions?"
A lot of expenses have been saved. Now we are going to war, in this regard..."
Yao Xing frowned and waved his hand: "No, I only need to know his details, but the people don't know. Maybe in their eyes, I am the one who forced him to break the precepts. If he demolishes the temple again at this time, he will
If the monk is gone, I am afraid that if some people with ulterior motives provoke chaos, Guanzhong will be in chaos first. I use him as a national advisor. I know clearly that he is cheating, but I still have to cooperate with him. It is because of his deception.
It can make the people temporarily forget the suffering in reality and get a little peace of mind. It's not that I want to force them. It's just that in this troubled world, it's not as comfortable as a dog in peacetime. What do the Han people say?
Coming?"
Jia Fu said quickly: "What your Majesty said is that you would rather be a person in troubled times, and then, then, oh, I can't remember it."
Yao Xing smiled and patted Jia Fu on the back: "I'd rather be a peace dog than a man of troubled times. Jia Fu, I have told you to read more books about Han people, but you just don't listen. You spend your free time to seduce those despicable people."
The shameless thing is over. Why do you think you, a eunuch, are doing this research?"
Jia Fu said with a smile: "The old slave is just a eunuch serving your majesty. Reading and literacy are needed to govern the country. That is what ministers and generals need. Your majesty is busy with everything. The old slave feels uncomfortable, so I want to find something for your majesty.
Fun can relieve fatigue and make you happy, but I know that everything must be done in moderation and not to let His Majesty play too much and miss the military affairs."
Yao Xing smiled and nodded: "That is to say, you, old slave, have satisfied me in this regard. Well, since the Imperial Master has surrendered to me, you can now announce to the whole city that the Grand Imperial Master has stayed.
The Buddhist seed can be released from seclusion, and the issue of the eminent monks in Caotang Temple passing away the monk seed has ended. Let those prostitutes go back. Each of them will be given a thousand coins and two pieces of silk as a reward for this trip. Go to the country
The ten girls at the master's place will be paid ten times the salary."
Jia Fu smiled and said, "I'll do it now, old slave."
He said this, but he still stood bent over, showing no intention of leaving.
Yao Xing was about to pick up the memorial on the case and deal with the state affairs again. When he saw Jia Fu like this, he was a little surprised: "Is there anything else? Could it be that things were done well this time? What do you want?"
Reward? Just the usual commissions. Now that the country is in crisis, there are many places where money needs to be spent, so don’t..."
Jia Fu suddenly knelt down, kowtowed and said, "Your Majesty, I don't want to share more benefits. It's just that Kumarajiva made a request. I don't know how to say it."
This chapter has been completed!