Chapter 150 Uncle Ding

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 In half an hour, the old man caught 15 mouthfish weighing more than two kilograms, almost one fish per minute.

Liu Muqiao looked at the excitement of others and suddenly remembered that he also had something interesting to do, opening a treasure box.

Thinking of your treasure box, how can you still think about fishing?

Open!

Hui Qi Pill.

Open!

Hui Qi Pill.

Open!

Hui Qi Pill.

……

I opened 10 treasure boxes in a row, and all 10 of them were Qi Qi Pills.

Liu Muqiao was a little discouraged.

Open again.

Hui Qi Pill.

……

It wasn't until I opened 17 treasure boxes that I found a brain-boosting pill.

Hey, you have bad luck today, don’t worry, be patient, since you are not lucky, stay away for the time being to avoid this period of bad luck.

Liu Muqiao sat down and watched fishing again.

"What did you just do?"

"Just now? I didn't do anything."

"You poke and poke in the air, are you sure it doesn't have any special meaning?"

"Oh, game."

"Games, haha, today's young people can play alone. No wonder many people are unwilling to get married and have so much fun playing alone."

"Uncle, what's your surname?"

"Call me Uncle Ding."

"Oh, I've heard about it for a long time. Many years ago, I heard that there was an old man named Ding who was the best at fishing. It turns out it was you."

Taking the bait again.

A fish with one leg weighs at least 8 pounds.

3824, a fish with these legs costs a full 2,400 yuan.

Tonight, the old man got rich again.

"Uncle, how much money can you make in a year?"

"Not much, more than two million, after tax."

"You also pay taxes?"

"Why don't you pay taxes? How can you not pay personal income? Brother, making money is one aspect of life. If you want to live a stable and calm life, don't break the law. After paying taxes, my money is considered clean. I buy a car and a house.

, my money is clean and I live a solid life."

Liu Muqiao swallowed his saliva.

"Do you also pay five social insurances and one housing fund?"

"That's for sure. With five insurances and one housing fund, I'll have enough. There's also commercial insurance, so I'll be safe for the rest of my life."

I caught another leg fish, weighing about 5 kilograms.

The more Liu Miqiao talked, the more he found the old man interesting.

I have never heard of it. A person without a job or a fixed income not only pays his own personal income tax, but also pays five social insurances and one housing fund. He is really a model citizen.

After fishing for a while, there were gradually fewer fish.

But the old man didn't seem to be ready to stop, he was still fishing seriously.

Liu Muqiao thought of the treasure box again.

This time he walked a little further, hid under a tree, and began to open the treasure box.

Hui Qi Pill.

Hui Qi Pill.

Brain-boosting pills.

……

I opened 11 more treasure boxes in a row, but there are still no intermediate items.

Open the last one again. I thought.

However, it is still a Huiqi Pill.

Hey, what's going on? If you do it again, this time it will definitely be the last one.

Or the Huiqi Pill.

No, I’m not lucky today.

Also...try one.

Open!

A "Fishing Encyclopedia - Master Level"

Yo, I finally opened an intermediate item.

Is this... a mistake again?

Last time I opened a "Cooking Encyclopedia", and now I am working with a fisherman and opened a "Fishing Encyclopedia". It seems that this system is easily misled.

If you are with a carpenter, you will open the "Carpenter Encyclopedia"?

If you stay with a pig butcher, you will get "The Butcher's Encyclopedia"?

If you are with a donkey killer, you will open the "Encyclopedia of Donkey Killers" - by the way, there was a donkey killer on the bus last time, so don't open the treasure box when you are with him.

The pages of "Fishing Encyclopedia" were turning, and a large amount of information poured into his mind.

"Uncle Ding, can I try it too, okay?" I have a unique skill, but if I don't try it, I will panic.

"Okay, I'll give you this hand pole."

"Okay, let's compete to see who can catch more."

"You compete with me? Haha, interesting! Someone actually competed with me! Okay, bet, what bet?"

"Let me think about it. I lost. Let me massage your cervical spine."

"Okay, I heard that your cervical spine massage is very good. It's just right. I need to do it too."

"Where's your bet?"

"Will I lose? It's a joke. But for the sake of fairness, haha, okay, I'll also place a bet on all the fish I catch tonight."

"Are you placing such a big bet? It's estimated to be almost 20,000 yuan."

"Are you worried that my old man will go bankrupt? I can't. I earn millions a year. If I lose, I'll be happy."

"Okay, it's a deal. But don't worry, even if I win, I will help you do a cervical spine massage, you just show your skills!"

"Okay, let's start!"

Now, the density of fish is much smaller.

Liu Muqiao moved his position, and within a minute, he was hooked.

A mouth-mouthed fish weighing about two and a half kilograms.

He re-baited the fish and it was fast and good. He cast it in and the hook was bit. He pulled it lightly and found another fish weighing about two and a half kilograms.

In this way, I caught three fish in a row, and the old man also caught two.

The old man is not discouraged. Is there any problem in winning against a rookie?

However, soon, he lost his composure. This guy is no rookie at all!

Every move he makes is better than his own. Every movement and every detail is so skillful and perfect. How can he be a beginner?

After fishing for a while, Liu Miqiao shouted: "Stop! I have caught the first fish."

"Let me take a look, eh, yes, it was him who let it go."

"Do you still want to count?"

"Count? You caught 13, I caught 11, you win." The old man shook his head, a little frustrated, and said, "You made a mistake, you turned out to be a great master. All the fish here are

It’s yours.”

Liu Miqiao shook his head and said: "I don't dare to be a great master. I am still learning now. You are still my master. I don't want this fish. Come, let me do a cervical massage for you."

The old man shook his head violently and said, "I am willing to admit defeat. Since it is a gambling game, my character cannot be ruined. You can take the fish. Also, just now you said you learned it now, so I feel angry. You win,

I accept it, but if you say you just learned it, I think you are going too far. Is fishing so easy to learn? You are blaspheming our profession!"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong."

"Well, let me ask you, who is your master?"

"This..."

"You don't want to say it? Hey, in this province, I don't know who weighs a few pounds? It's either Lao Song, Lao Ning, or Lao Lu. Others can't bring up disciples like you. You are better than me.

Gao. I agree."

"I'm lucky."

"Luck? Do people at our level still talk about luck? Hey, don't be too modest!" the old man shouted loudly.

Ah, you said it wrong again? This old man has a bad temper.

Don't talk too much. If you talk to him, you will offend him somehow.

It's better to give him a good massage.

Give him a massage, but I have a question, what should I do with this fish?

"Uncle Ding, is this okay? I want this fish, but I can't have so much. I'm a doctor, not a fisherman. It's a burden to have so many fish. Is this okay? I'll give you half of the fish and the rest.

I asked people to transport it away."

"Okay, but you must take this fish."

"Okay, foot fish, our director Zhao Yilin likes to eat it the most." After saying that, Liu Maqiao dialed the numbers of Lu Lu and Wen Xingyu, "Hurry up and move the fish."

The old man was very calm and didn't seem to care much about Liu Muchiao's victory.

Liu Muqiao felt a little strange.

Could it be that this is the realm of an old man? Or is it the realm of a fisherman?

Suddenly, Liu Muqiao burst into laughter.

He remembered "The Questions and Answers of Fishermen and Woodcutter".

The old man also smiled.


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