Chapter 204 Oh my god

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 Zhao Yilin's gentle "It's over" was heard in the observation room next door, and there was a sudden silence.

Such a high-level surgery, brainstem puncture, which has always been regarded as a forbidden area in the academic world, was completed in just 3 minutes at the hands of a group of idiots!

Is it incredible?

Isn't this a joke?

A stye requires an ophthalmologist 5 minutes; an appendicitis requires a general surgeon half an hour; in neurology, a lumbar puncture is an operation that even an intern can perform, but a skilled attending physician also needs 15 minutes to complete.
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A brainstem puncture only takes 3 minutes.

Those present were all experts from the three hospitals, and those who came to observe were mainly experts at associate professor level or above, a few attending doctors, and even fewer residents.

Both the advanced students and interns were turned away. Firstly, they could not sit down, and secondly, it was of no value to them. It was not their turn to play brainstem puncture, and they were still far away from the brainstem puncture.
However, just when the experts were concentrating on learning their craft, the operation was already over, and there was evidence that they had succeeded.

The few milliliters of brown liquid could not be anything else but cyst fluid.

The blood is red and the cerebrospinal fluid is colorless. There is no third type of liquid here unless it is the liquid in the cyst.

"Have you really finished it?" The dean asked again a very boring question.

"It's over. Success. The patient's vital signs are stable."

Liu Muqiao is sorting out the equipment.

The patient was sent away.

But the people in the observation room are not willing to leave. They have many questions to ask, the key among which is how do you dress so accurately?

Liu Muqiao and Zhao Yilin were invited into the observation room.

Dr. Zou lingered and hid in another room, the treatment room. He was cleaning the used instruments, but his eyes were always looking at the nurse who was washing the instruments with him.

strike up a conversation,

This is a must.

"Are all the nurses in your three hospitals as beautiful as you?"

"Yes, they are all selected. They are very strict. They are more strict than flight attendants. At least we have more exams than flight attendants, and we have to pass five levels."

"Five levels? I've never heard of it. I've only heard of three levels. Theory test, practical test and interview."

"We have to pass five levels. The other two are comprehensive cultural examinations, including mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, politics and foreign languages. The last one is personal expertise."

"Oh! Awesome, what is your personal specialty?"

"Yangko dance."

"Is it okay to perform Yangko?"

"Of course it's okay, as long as it's twisted to a level."

Dr. Zou looked up and down the nurse's figure.

"Well, yes, she has a good figure! It can be called a devil's figure. There is no one like you in our hospital."

"Really? Your hospital should be very big."

"Not big, smaller than your hospital."

"Isn't it possible? You are experts in flying knife surgery. How can a small hospital come to our hospital to perform surgery?"

Dr. Zou was afraid of being looked down upon, so he quickly said: "As a human being, you should be more modest, right? However, our hospital really does not have a beautiful nurse like you."

"How can you? You are humble. I am above average at best in our hospital, not the most outstanding. What is the name of your doctor who does the puncture?"

Dr. Zou felt as if he had eaten a fly and felt extremely uncomfortable.

He pretended not to hear.

"Your annual income is high, right?"

"As nurses, we don't have high incomes, and it's hard to buy a house."

"House prices here are so high, and not many people can afford them. Do you live in a house assigned by the hospital?"

"No, I bought a house of 120 square meters. I only paid a down payment of 2 million."

"The money your parents gave you?"

"How can my parents have money? They live in the countryside with only two acres of land. They live on 2 million a year. I have five years' salary. I live frugally and borrow a little."

Dr. Zou choked.

His heart sank, what else could he say?

To flirt with girls, you have to have capital.

If you don’t have good looks, you must have money.

But people, 5 years, 2 million.

……

"Professor Zhao, how did your team develop the puncture technique?"

Zhao Yilin was asked by name and had to answer seriously, "How should I put it? It's better to work hard and work skillfully. For example, there is an associate professor named Wu Di. In order to practice puncture, in the first step, he hid in the anatomy room.

100 human brains were dissected. To do a good puncture, you must fully understand every structure of the brain."

"Well, that makes sense. Wu Di didn't come today?"

"Wu Di is not yet in our team, he is going to apply to join our team."

"Oh! Wu Di is not in your team yet? Then you should have more strict and advanced methods, right?"

"Haha, let's not say it's advanced. We bought a lot of pig brains. There are two people who didn't come. They bought more than a thousand pig brains in order to practice puncture."

"Oh! The spirit is commendable. Listen, everyone here, look at other people, who has this kind of spirit?" The dean said this to his own people.

"Yes, yes, we have to work harder."

"I would like to ask this Dr. Liu, you are still very young, how come you are studying for a Ph.D.? And you have also developed such a good puncture skill."

Liu Muqiao smiled slightly.

"Work hard and work skillfully."

He can only deal with it.

"You also dissected a large number of human brains and punctured a large number of pig brains?"

"That's not true. But I have read 300,000 MRI and CT films, and I have a clear three-dimensional image of the human brain."

There was another burst of exclamation.

"Ouch!"

"Oh!"

"Maigou!"

……

"300,000?"

A young man watched 300,000 MRI and CT films. What kind of spirit is this? What kind of state is this?

It’s too hard to imagine.

"Professor Zhao in the radiology department may have only read 300,000 sheets, right? He has been working for forty years!"

"Dr. Liu, I just discovered that you spent 10 minutes reading the film during the puncture. Is this just to create a clear three-dimensional picture?"

Liu Miqiao smiled slightly, "Yes! Very true! This is the most critical step in my puncture. Because of this, I don't need CT guidance at all. When I do Parkinson's disease surgery, I just use the Taoshift method, which only takes a few minutes."
Suddenly, the observation room became quiet.

There is only the sound of breathing.

They suddenly discovered that this young man was so tall that they could only look up at him.

Because everyone knows that the Taoshift method is the oldest and most technically demanding surgery for Parkinson's disease. No one in China dares to do it.

After a long silence, Director Huang coughed twice.

"Do you really use the Taoshift method to treat Parkinson's disease?"

"Yes."

"Is the success rate high?"

"So far, the success rate is 100%."

……

There was silence again.

Liu Muqiao's face lit up.

This kind of silence is too enjoyable for him.

Hehe, this feeling is really not bad.

One hundred percent is just a joke. Even with the most advanced manipulator, the success rate is only 93%, which is still the best result.

"How many cases have you done?"

The people who asked questions were still very strict and used "you". They always believed that the biggest BOSS was Zhao Yilin.

"34 cases."

"How long?"

"Less than two months."

……

"Dean, don't you think they are a golden mountain?" Director Huang whispered in the dean's ear.

"Well, don't worry, I still need to see him perform an operation. If he really knows the Taoshift method, I will spend a lot of money to poach a few of them."

"Are you going to see another surgery? For Parkinson's disease?"


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